What’s your name again green Mario?
It’s hard to remember all your kids names. Especially when everyone loves one more than the other.
Games
Rock. Paper. Scissors. Friends. Murder. Revenge.
Rock Paper Scissors is one game anyone can play, but the game that has a deep dark back story. Did you know rock and paper were friends? Until one day when scissors came around, jealous, and killed paper. In a fit of rage, rock took scissors life. Tragic.
Who thought Hangman was a good idea for a game?
When someone was sitting around thinking up ideas for games, how in the world did they think up Hangman?! Guess a letter and if it’s not in a word, I’ll attach a body piece to this dead dude. Great game. via Extra Fabulous Comics
Yoshi’s Island
From the creators of Jurassic Park comes Yoshi’s Island. Run for your life as this dinosaur seeks revenge. This ain’t no kids game anymore!
The Rock can beat any wrestler except one.
If you ever go into professional wrestling, just call yourself paper and the Rock won’t have a chance. Course, if you wrestle scissors, you’re screwed.
If Mario is so super, then why do turtles kill him?
I love Mario, but it boggles my mind that he can break brick blocks with his head (actually hand), but turtles kill him. They’re just turtles man!
Throwing Easter Eggs Can Be Fun
Ever think about throwing Easter eggs? Well if they’re Angry Bird eggs, you can. Sadly they’ll be destroyed before you ever destroy something with them. But it’s still fun.
It’s Go Time. Rock. Paper. Scissors. Lizard. Spock.
Careful. It’s about to get real up in here. It’s decision time. via wirdou.com