An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar…
Know how I know? Because they all told me within 2 minutes! Seems those things are something to brag about.
Exercising
Exercise vs Cake – Who’s going to win?
If you take a look at the people exercising, then take a look a people eating cake, who’s going to look happier? Do what makes you happy. via Cyanide and Happiness
Now this is my kind of marathon.
Nothing like getting ready for a marathon. Then sitting down in front of the TV to watch that marathon. How many TV shows and/or movies can you watch in a row? via accordingtodevin.com
Cat treadmills are installed in all bathrooms.
Run kitty run! Get some exercise. Which my toilet paper didn’t have to pay the price, but at least you’re staying healthy.
Why should I be concerned about gaining weight?
My body is just the vehicle that carries my brain around, and my brain deserves a smooth luxurious ride.
My Fitness Plan Includes Bacon!
What’s better than exercising? Bacon! My weekly fitness plan is just going to be eating eggs and bacon. I may not be the skinniest person out there, but I may be the happiest.
I Run… As Slow As Internet Explorer … But I Run
I may be slow, I may not be prefect, everyone may laugh at me, but at least I’m trying!
I have a nice body. It’s in my trunk.
Lets just say you don’t have to worry about anything; unless you have a nicer body.
Even Fruit Is Self-Conscious About How They Look.
What one person sees as a flaw, another sees as a feature. There is nothing wrong with fruit and there is nothing wrong with ourselves. If you only knew you had such a sweet body.