Always do sober what you’d do drunk
Then maybe you’d learn a few things, like how you shouldn’t drink so much.
Drinking
I’m Outdoorsy. I Like Getting Drunk On Patios.
Who says you have to be a camper or hiker to be outdoorsy? What if I just like to get drunk in public?
You Know It Was A Good Party If You’re Puking Rainbows
Party all nite, wake up drunk and puking rainbows. Good times all around.
Snowman Passes Out After A Night of Drinking
It doesn’t matter who you are, to much alcohol can do you in. And the day after hangover sucks when you wake up in the snow!
We Got Snow. We Need Beer.
There seems to be no shortage of snow this year. So much so that we need more beer to deal with it all!
Hangovers Kick Ass
Hangovers. Gods way of saying you kicked ass last night. Now there’s looking at the bright side!
I Didn’t Fall, I Attacked The Floor
Sure. That’s what they all say. After a few shots of tequila, everyone “attacks” the floor.
Best DUI Stop Ever. Careful What You Say Though. *updated*
Just because you are drunk, doesn’t mean you can’t pass all the tests, dance really good, and almost charm your way out of a DUI. Sad thing is, it’s this guys mouth that proves he’s drunk.