Check out this zombie story!
Seems like if you go to church on Easter you can hear a pretty good zombie story with a lot less annoying bickering than the Walking Dead tv show. Seems legit.
Church
Did you read Apples Terms and Conditions? Neither did Adam and Eve.
So many words in those pesky terms and conditions documents. What could possibly go wrong if you just agree and then do whatever you want?
Did you know that every church is a Star Wars fan?
Pew Pew Pews everywhere! It’s like a Gallic battle in there very time you visit church.
I’m pretty sure this isn’t the true meaning of Easter.
Jesus game back because he can now turn bunnies into chocolate? Doesn’t quite seem like the story they tell in church, but store shelves are filled with chocolate bunnies. So maybe it’s possible? via completelyseriouscomics.com
SpongeBob is the Devil?
This definitely falls under WTF! Some people have too much time on their hands and think way to far into things. Plus she wants to see SpongeBobs ding-dong? Is that what she’s saying?! via the good ol FailBlog.
Every day above ground is a good one.
True dat. Unless you come back as a zombie. Then you’re dead and still above ground running around.
Do You Sing The Meow Meow Song At Church?
Their really good singers, they are taking it very seriously, but they are only meowing.
Church. Bingo. Gay Exorcism
Talk about a full schedule. With Church, bingo and gay exorcisms, who has time for a pot-luck dinner?