On the first day of Christmas, your true love gave to you… nothing.
You’re single. You don’t have to worry about all this gift giving etiquette and stress. Buy yourself something nice and relax.
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If you put Christmas lights on your car, I envy you.
Putting Christmas lights on your house is cool, but covering your car is even cooler! I have no idea how they did this, but love it.
Two Stages of Winter: Christmas & Suck
Winter isn’t all that bad when it’s filled with colorful Christmas lights, holiday songs, and happy people. It starts to go down hill when all the festive stuff goes away and all we’re left with is the cold. via Brian Gordon
Got you a cat for Christmas. It’s wrapped and under the tree.
Talk about a stellar wrapping job. Looks just like a cat all wrapped up for Christmas! Guess what’s inside. It’s a gift card! That’s right, someone has way better wrapping skills than you.
Thank Goodness You’re Home… The Christmas Tree Fainted.
I was just sitting here like a good dog when it just fell over all by itself without me even touch it.
He who has not Christmas in his heart will not find it under a tree.
Just saying. Either you’re all in or you don’t get nothing. Ho Ho Ho Yo.
Cats make great Christmas tree toppers.
Cats love Christmas trees so why not just make them the star? They’ll gladly climb up and break things as they go. If your tree isn’t anchored well, it’ll tip over too. That just makes more fun for the cat though.
Santa Sees You When You’re Sleeping
He sees you when you’re sleeping Because through your window he’s peeping. He likes you because This is a naughty Santa Claus.
A little holiday advice from a turkey.
Holiday icons have it hard. Not only do they have standards and traditions to live up to, but some die every year. via Bizarro.com
Thanksgiving vs Christmas – The War Is On
Christmas can try to takeover Thanksgiving, but you’ll never take our turkey, pie, and football!