Cats drink at Christmas time and it’s all your fault.
See there is a tree, and it has these decorations, only us cats can’t touch it! What’s up with that?
Christmas
Some of the new exciting light sabers in Star Wars – The Force Awakens
With the new Star Wars movie out, we get to see all the cool new light sabers!
You’ve got a lot of balls.
Some Christmas Trees just don’t get it. You can’t go out dressed like that. Who do you think you are? Go upstairs and take some of that off Mr.
Everyone loves Reinbeers
No matter who’s on your Christmas list this year, you can’t go wrong with Reinbeers.
Nutcracker – The Irony
All those little nutcrackers just sit there and mock you. One of these times, when they’re not looking, BAM! Right in the nuts. Take that.
Dog: Should I Eat The Christmas Tree?
I’m not sure why pets think that the Christmas tree is good for eating, cats and dogs both love to chew on it. Om nom nom nom. Then you get festive holiday puke!
Darth Vader feels your presents.
Who knows what you’re getting for Christmas? Darth Vader can. He feels the presents. He’ll probably take them too.
It’s that time of the year when it’s good to be fat and jolly!
You should be happy all year-long, but Christmas time is especially great as fat and jolly is what it’s all about!
Keep Your Fork – There’s Pie!
No meal is ever complete without dessert. Especially when it’s pie. No matter how full you are, there is always room for pie.
Christmas is over. Time to eat the tree.
Why toss your Christmas tree out when you could just eat it? via gippentarp