Make sure all your bunnies are chocolate before eating them today.
Happy Easter! May your candy be as sweet as Betty White.
Tagged: Candy
Dysfunctional Valentines Hearts
I would buy these if they were in the store. I would buy them for everyone I know.
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again. 8. The stranger you look, the...
Beware of false candy machines.
Unless you like taking a shower in public, I’d skip this so-called candy machine.
Where’s The Candy? I See No Candy.
Some will do anything for candy. No matter how strange it is. 😀
Me and my Peeps – A 21 Photo Salute
This one goes out to all of the Peeps who make Easter every holiday great.
Piss Off This Valentines Day
What? Not everyone is happy on Valentines day. Some are alone, others have to spend lots of money on flowers and gifts that were jacked up in price just for Valentines day. Just saying.
Spermies Candy – The Candy You Love To…
I have no idea who’d come up with Spermies Candy. You know, the candy you love to swallow. That is unless you don’t like the taste which then you may just spit out. Good...
Screw Pixy Stix, Nixie Tubes Come With Caffeine!
Remember the good old days where you sat around with your friends snorting Pixy Stix for no reason other than to see the looks on your friends faces when they did it? Well now...
