Next time I’m at the dentist I’m going to ask for caramel filling.
Granted, I’m not made of chocolate though. If I was, I’d probably eat myself. via cartoonstock.com
Candy
Wisconsin’s Favorite Movie Candy is Cheese Slices. North Dakota’s is Baked Beans.
I don’t understand what people in Wisconsin or North Dakota are doing at the movies, but I don’t think they’re doing it right. Cheese is not candy and neither is baked beans. Granted Wax Bottles is questionable as well. Oh and black licorice has to be one of the worst candies.
Halloween – It all starts with a kiss.
Halloween is great. You start by eating just one piece, then, before you know it, you’ve eaten your weight in candy. You regret it, yet you don’t. Indulge. via pleated-jeans
Never Ending Cadbury Egg #AnimatedGif
What’s better than one Cadbury Egg? A never ending Cadbury Egg. How sweet would that be?
It’s nearly time to summon the Easter bunny.
It’s that time again when we line up the Easter candy and summon the Easter bunny. Granted, you need to do it right as you don’t want to summon the devil or the un-dead. Wait, maybe you do.
Gummy worms are full of happiness and wow.
Have you ever looked at the nutrition facts on your candy? If you’re lucky, you’ll see what this box of gummy worms has. Now, who wouldn’t want to eat these?! So much sugar, happiness, OMG, jitters, tummy aches, crashing, and cavities. Also, serving size is a bowl, and the number of servings in the box … Read more
Fill your Easter basket with bunny poop.
I don’t think Easter candy is bunny poop, but you never know for sure. Either way, I’d shop at this store.
Harvesting the Rainbow of Skittles
Ever wonder how they grow Skittles? Just plant them and they come up. Granted, harvesting takes quite a bit of time, but it’s worth it.
It’s not you, it’s me. Candy Hearts.
Ever look at candy hearts and think the sayings don’t quite fit your life? Then you need the It’s Not You, It’s Me collection. They are prefect for the real life situations that better match your life. Featuring: Peaked @ 17 4Ever Alone We Had Plans U Turn Me Off Aging Poorly So So Alone Midlife … Read more
I’m here to kill you… ooh full size Snickers!
Even Death likes fill size candy bars. Give them out this Halloween and maybe you’ll survive.