Shhh I’m trying to read.
All I want to do is figure out how the story ends, but no, people gotta keep coming and staring at me.
Books
For the love of God, turn the page!
Some people are the slowest readers ever. I feel like I’m never going to find out how this story ends.
This is your kids on books!
Imagination is fueled by books and living without limits. Let kids run wild!
Sometimes I like to smell books.
eReading may be picking up steam, but the iPad or Kindle will never smell like a good book.
Rejected Mr. Men and Little Miss Characters
I’m pretty sure these would have made for some pretty good books.
Amazon Bestseller? How To Shit On Pedestrians.
I didn’t think pigeons had an issue knowing how to do this, but I guess there is a dummy book for everyone.
To Bad There Wasn’t A Book Rental Service
<sarcasm> Wow, I can’t believe no one ever thought of a book rental service before. I mean we can rent videos, but not books. Absurd. </sarcasm>
What are these strawberries doing on my nipples? I need them for the fruit salad.
Can I just say that I love Google? The auto suggest feature rocks! Type in ‘What’ and it’ll suggest “what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad.” Which, by the way, is a great question. The answer is… it’s a book. Vanessa Feltz wrote the book “What are … Read more