Is this the best or worst book ever?
Pop-up book of phobias seems like such a bad idea. But you know you want to open it and look.
Books
Remember when the Library used to be the Internet?
The old school internet required you to look up where books were, find books, then actually read them! Plus they didn’t have nearly as many pictures of cats.
I Read Recipes The Same Way I Read Science Fiction…
… I get to the end and think “Well that’s not going to happen.”
It’s called reading. It’s how people install new software on their brains.
People always fear technology, but the real skill is mixing the old and the new. Old technique, new terminology. Install some brain software! via glasbergen.com
When it’s cold outside, I like to curl up with a nice book; and the internet.
Books make great coasters. When it’s cold outside I like to curl up with a think book and a hot cup of tea. Then I like to use the book as a coaster for the tea and browse the internet on my laptop while simultaneously texting my friends and flipping between channels on television.
Intellectual Zombie eats books, not brains.
He’s so smart that he knows better than to eat people who are trying to kill him. Instead he’ll eat the books that you read to learn how to survive.
The Zombie Survival Guide
The Zombie Survival Guide is one of those books everyone should have. Sure, there aren’t to many zombie attacks, but you should be prepared. Just in case. You’ll learn lots of great life lessons like zombie physiology and behavior, defense moves, weaponry and survival tips. I know from bitter experience how ill-prepared local, state, and federal authorities … Read more
Shhh I’m trying to read.
All I want to do is figure out how the story ends, but no, people gotta keep coming and staring at me.