An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar…
Know how I know? Because they all told me within 2 minutes! Seems those things are something to brag about.
Bar
Sorry. WI-FI is out. Gonna have to talk to people.
Nothing worse than going to a bar and having to talk to people right?! I mean, how interesting can they be when they have nothing better to do than hang out in a bar? I need a drink. A stiff drink.
OMG! This is a stray bar.
We didn’t realize it when we wondered in here, but no one has a collar on. It’s a stray bar!
Going to the night club tonight? Go to the iPhone of night clubs!
We are the iPhone of night clubs. Four full bars but crappy service. I don’t know about you, but they had me at iPhone.
All The Drunks Live In Illinois and Wisconsin
It seems that there are more grocery stores than bars in most places of the country; except Illinois and Wisconsin. Well most of the upper midwest too. Man yall drink a lot. via The Consumerist