America. O’er the land of the free… bacon, and the home of the… bacon.
I like how this dog thinks. We need more bacon! And what’s more patriotic on the 4th of July than bacon!
4th of July
‘Merica. Red, White and Firecrackers!
Enjoy Your Ill Eagle Fireworks
I’m not sure if I’d buy fireworks from someplace called Ill Eagle. But then again, I bet they have some sweet inventory!
I’m a fireworks expert. If you see me running, try and keep up.
It’s all fun and games until shit blows up. Did you know fireworks explode?!
Manly Handheld Fireworks
Sure, it may make you look like a man, but there’s nothing cool about blowing off your man parts.
Fireworks Are Fun, Just Don’t Blow Your Fingers Off [pict]
Have fun this 4th of July, just don’t blow your fingers off!