Lets face it. Anything with raisins in it would be ten times better with chocolate chips instead.
Would you rather have a box or raisins or a bag of chocolate chips? What about raisin cookies? Raisin bran? Raisin pancakes?! There are so many things that chocolate chips can do better.
I’m currently unsupervised. The possibilities are endless.
What will you do when there is no one else around? No diets, no dress code, no one to tell you know. Think about it!!
Reading books is only boring if you lack imagination.
Think that was an awesome movie? Well you should have read the book. Books create a movie in your mind based on what you think is interesting. Don’t let someone else try to tell you what the story looks like.
Smile. It will either warm their hearts or piss them off. Either way you win.
Lifes too short to worry about everyone and their stupid opinions. Just smile and see what happens.
May Contain Awesome – True Story
Who’s awesome? This cat is awesome. And he has the box to prove it.
I’m Sofa King Happy
You know what’s great advertising? Being happy. So happy it’s sofa king amazing.
Christmas is over Santa. Come get your snow!
It’s time for daffodils, bunnies, Easter, and warm weather. Enough is enough! If you’re going to have snow, you might as well get a unicorn snow tube.
Oh Shit. PLOT TWIST!
When something goes wrong in your life, just yell “PLOT TWIST!” and move on. Even when things don’t go wrong, if you’re just board, yet it and change your life. Keep it interesting!