Party on Wayne. Party on Darth.
You know it’s going to be one hell of a party when Wayne and Darth are there. Party on!!!
Weekend Forecast: Mostly drunk with a chance of horny.
I’m ready for the weekend. I’m going to do some drinking, maybe some flirting, and we’ll see where it goes from there. You in?
Even zombies don’t love her for her brains.
Smart pretty girls have it so hard. They can’t meet a decent guy who will love them for their brains. Even zombies get distracted. via Jim Benton
This is what dogs see when they go on walks.
I see beautiful nature and my dog sees a lot of potties; and we have to stop at each one!
How do planes stay up in the air?
Ever looked up at a plane and wondered how they flew? Here’s a little insight into the magic that makes it happen.
Did you know that every church is a Star Wars fan?
Pew Pew Pews everywhere! It’s like a Gallic battle in there very time you visit church.
Your Wife is Hot!
Now is a good time to get that AC fixed. And remember, when mamma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.