Nutcracker – The Irony
All those little nutcrackers just sit there and mock you. One of these times, when they’re not looking, BAM! Right in the nuts. Take that.
Dog: Should I Eat The Christmas Tree?
I’m not sure why pets think that the Christmas tree is good for eating, cats and dogs both love to chew on it. Om nom nom nom. Then you get festive holiday puke!
Darth Vader feels your presents.
Who knows what you’re getting for Christmas? Darth Vader can. He feels the presents. He’ll probably take them too.
It’s that time of the year when it’s good to be fat and jolly!
You should be happy all year-long, but Christmas time is especially great as fat and jolly is what it’s all about!
Keep Your Fork – There’s Pie!
No meal is ever complete without dessert. Especially when it’s pie. No matter how full you are, there is always room for pie.
The Thanksgiving Spa Treatment
Just give the turkey a good rubdown, then put them in the sauna for a bit, and then they’ll be prefect for Thanksgiving dinner. Nothing like a good spa day to relax someone.
Slice Your Turkey With A Lightsaber
I’m sure if you actually could carve a turkey with a lightsaber people would. I mean, how cool would that be!
Santa & The Pilgrims
I don’t get why Santa can’t be at Thanksgiving with everyone but it seems no one wants him around. Santa just wants some turkey! via bizarro
All About That Baste
Add a little wine to your mom and she may be “All about that baste, ’bout that baste” this Thanksgiving. Drunkin pop mashups are fun. via metzgercartoons
All American Advice from Superman
When Super Heroes give you advice, it’s a good idea to listen. America is great because we’re made up of many different people.