How To Tell If Your iPhone Has Been Stolen
Some people are very addicted to their iPhones, so much so that if you see them without it, you know something’s wrong. Very wrong.
Stop Looking. Carmen Sandiego Has Been Found!
It took a while, but the allusive Carmen Sandiego has been found. Officials are working at bringing her in and are anxious to question her about her knowledge of 80s video games and random world facts. Although Carmen has aged some, she is still one of the greatest escape artists of our time. Police were … Read more
Do You Know What Candy Canes Are Made Of? Elves.
(334): I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves. – via texts last night. I think someone is not going to win the Teacher of the Year award.
Super Mario Saves The Princess Just To Get With Her NSFW [video]
It seems that the Princess doesn’t have a happy ending this time. She’s worried that Mario only hopped over the turtle shells and mushrooms just to “get with her.” A statement which he denies.
Disturbingly Fun Wiz Glasses
Sometimes products are just so wrong that you can’t help but want them. These wiz glasses made it look like you are drinking pee when in fact you are not. Well I hope you are not because that’s just not right. Unless it’s a live for die situation. Then it’s OK. But only then.
Deer Giving a Cat a Bath [video]
You don’t often see two different species of animals getting along together so well. However, this deer and cat made friends and the deer is giving the cat a bath. Mmm kitty cat flavor.
How To Fail a Breathalyzer. Guaranteed.
Most people like to pass breathalyzers. Women cry or show off their goods, some people play dumb, and others just argue. However, if you want to be sure to fail your breathalyzer test, try and get some booze out of it. Bottoms up!
5 Legged Puppy is Cute and Freaky At The Same Time
This puppy has five legs! That’s right, one extra in case of emergency I guess. The dog was going to be sold to the Coney Island freak show when an animal lover coughed up $4k to buy the puppy and give him a happy and normal life. The lady who bought the dog is now … Read more
When Pandas and Elephants Mate
It’s not to often that you see a Panda Elephant. It has the shape of an elephant but the colors of a panda and are very cute in an ugly way. I guess the good news here is the pandas and elephants didn’t get freaky make love, they were painted. I’m sure it was in … Read more