Do You Know How Squirrels Are Like Kangaroos…
Squirrels have pouches like kangaroos. They are not considered marsupials, though, because they only use their pouches to hold their beer.
Taylor Swift – You Belong With Me – Zombie Version
The singer isn’t quite as cute as Taylor Swift, but the song is more catchy as it’s about zombies and eating arteries. He’s the school editor I’m a predator He eats cheese and I eat arteries I’m dreaming about the day when he’ll stop running away and he’ll see whats underneath looking past my razor … Read more
Dracula’s Lament – Full Song & Video
Remember the super awesome movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall? Well there was a short version of Dracula’s Lament in it and now they’ve got a much more up-beat full version of the song. Rumors are that the musical ‘A Taste for Love’ is still in the works too!
Welcome Back Randy Moss. #ass
I’m not exactly excited to hear that Randy Moss is back with the Minnesota Vikings as he’s kind of an ass. Yes it’d be nice to see the Vikings with the Super Bowl, but the ego centric Moss is not how I’d like to see it done. Oh well. Welcome back.
Twitter Can Be Dangerous. Get A Helmet.
Not sure that Twitter’s going to kill us, but wearing a helmet can’t hurt.
What Do You Mean Women Aren’t Made To Cook?
If women think they aren’t meant to cook, then why do they have eggs and milk inside them? Now there’s something to think about.
Don’t Ruin A Great Story With The Truth
A lie is just a great story someone ruined with the truth. – Barney Stinson True story. Think about it.
A Horse Playing Guitar
What’s cooler than a horse playing guitar? Not sure, but this is pretty darn cool.
Why Leather Is Cool and Fur Is Not
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Zombies Just Want To Eat Your Brains [music video]
Well now, here’s a happy, cute and fun little song about two friends. One of which is a zombie and they just want to eat your brains. Yum.