Presidents I Prefer to Donald Trump
There’s so many better choices for president than Donald Trump. Like Bill Clinton, a homeless guy, or your mom.
Me trying to figure out how far away the Pokémon is.
http://imgur.com/gallery/WVuvAdk Look. A Pokémon. I can do this. I can do this. Almost. Close. One more. Next time. Maybe. Yes! First try. Wait. I’m out of Poké balls? Damit.
Get A Life Pokémon Players #WTF
They keep telling kids to go outside and play. Then when they do, they tell them to go inside and drink. Really? WTF people?! I get that people don’t like Pokémon players on their lawn, but telling them that they should go inside and drink their life away seems like bad advice. Go out side, walk … Read more
Princess Party – This is gonna be hard to explain…
Ever wonder what it’d be like if Princesses had extra arms and legs? Probably not, but this image is so strange that you can’t help but stare. And it gets worse the longer you look at it. I have no idea what’s going on here or why.
Closed due to ghosts.
If you ever run across a store that is closed due to ghosts, makes sure you call Ghostbusters. Then wait around and watch the show.
Don’t Pokémon Go & Drive
Arrive alive, don’t throw Pokéballs drive. I have a feeling you’ll see a lot more signs like this around as people do stupid things like play games while driving.
Quit your day job and do what makes you happy.
No matter how crazy your dreams may be, go for it. Being happy matters so much more.
Happy 4th! How many fingers am I holding up?
Be safe this 4th of July. If someone is asking you how many fingers they’re holding up, that’s not a good sign. via explosm
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.
We’ll see about that. Insert evil laugh here.
Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision.
It’s hard to argue with that logic, however carrots won’t leave you with a hangover and a night you wish never happened either. But then again, carrots are gross.