But I Am A Transformer
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday because of my obsession. She said “I’m sick of it. You actually believe that you’re a Transformer. It’s stupid. I’ve had enough and I’m leaving you.” I said “But Baby, I can change.” She said “There you go again!”
This Is Your Life – Act Now
You don’t know how many minutes you have left, so lets make the most of every one!
Rare Ninja Cupcakes
Ninja cupcakes are very hard to find, but if you do come across one, eat it up fast before it eats you!
You Don’t Know Everything, Unless You’re Google
There’s a lot of know-it-alls out there, but really one one that knows everything! Bow to the all mighty Google!
If Condoms Had Sponsors…
What’s your favorite sponsor for condoms? Nike? KFC? Pringles? All good choices here. You really can’t go wrong.
What’s this thing called NORMAL?
What’s this thing you call “Normal”? Is it contagious?! OMG!! Don’t touch me! I might catch your “Normal”! I’m proud to say that I haven’t been infected by “Normal”. Have you?