I use to communicate with people, now I ignore them.
Technology is great, but it still requires you to communicate with people. So why not just ignore them.
Celebrity Mario Mustaches
With the flick of a razor, Mario can go from super to Burt Reynolds. Or many other famous men.
It’s the Flippin Police!
If the police aren’t bad enough, just think how embarrassing it’d be if you got stopped by the flippin police.
I’m Outdoorsy. I Like Getting Drunk On Patios.
Who says you have to be a camper or hiker to be outdoorsy? What if I just like to get drunk in public?
If You Ask A Stupid Question, We’ll Set You On Fire
Sometimes the help desk customer service is not happy to help.
