Donuts and Cats! Oh My!
Donuts and cats go together like peanut butter and Ritz crackers. Not sure what that means, but I do like the combinations.
Like Donuts? Get a Gigantic Donut Pool Floatie!
There is nothing like floating on a giant donut, in the pool, while eating a donut, on a nice summer day. Doesn’t that sound nice?! Buy your own Gigantic Donut Pool Float.
I’m Not Shy, I’m Holding Back My Awesomeness, So I Don’t Intimidate You.
True story. I’m awesome, not shy. You should really get to know me.
Thursday?! I thought it was Friday already. Urg!
It’s the worst when you think Thursday is Friday. Urg!
I’m pretty sure no one ever wakes up in the morning feeling like P Diddy.
Actually, I don’t even know what that means, but I’m pretty sure I don’t wake up feeling super rich and knowing that I don’t have to go to my 9-5 job.
It’s Easy To Rationalize Eating An Entire Cake
I’m not sure about you, but I started eating cake as soon as we started talking about cake.
Every Mother Gave Birth To A Child Except Mine, She Gave Birth To A Legend
Way to go Mom. You rock! You do to Dad. She couldn’t have done it without you.
My son didn’t understand the concept of a committed relationship, so I told him it’s like making a girl your default browser.
And as every one knows, changing your default browser is hard.
If Your Plan A Doesn’t Work, The Alphabet Has 25 More Letters
So stay cool and come up with another plan. Things will work out eventually.
Everyone Is Good At Something
The list of things I’m good at is growing every day. Like just today I learned that pissing off other drivers on the road can now be added to the list.