The science of surviving a zombie apocalypse.
It’s not all about luck, there are things you can do to help ensure your safety. When religion doesn’t have your back, science will! You can get the full story over at Wired.
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Vote Zombie 2012!
Not sure who to vote for this year? Then vote for zombies! That’s right, in an effort to take over the world, we’re running for office. Zombies stand firm on all the issues and you’ll know exactly what you’ll get if we’re elected; BRRRRRAAAINSSSSS!!! Humm, maybe you won’t get them, but we will! It’s not like anyone else … Read more
Intellectual Zombie eats books, not brains.
He’s so smart that he knows better than to eat people who are trying to kill him. Instead he’ll eat the books that you read to learn how to survive.
Zombies hate fast food.
Some people may say that’s why they exercise, however I’m of the mindset that if I’m going to get infected, might as well be sooner than later so I don’t have to worry about it. Why run when you can join the fun?
Dead Man Walking
There he was just a-walkin’ down the street, singin’ “Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do” or something like that.
The Gentleman Zombie
He chases you, you trip and fall, he picks you up like a nice guy, then eats your face! via explosm
Evolution of Zombie Man
You evolve, you die, you come back. The cycle of zombie life. Ok, it’s not a cycle. But you get the idea.
The Zombie Survival Guide
The Zombie Survival Guide is one of those books everyone should have. Sure, there aren’t to many zombie attacks, but you should be prepared. Just in case. You’ll learn lots of great life lessons like zombie physiology and behavior, defense moves, weaponry and survival tips. I know from bitter experience how ill-prepared local, state, and federal authorities … Read more
When the zombie apocalypse happens, will you be my zombie killing partner?
This is a much better proposal that ‘will you merry me.’ That’s so boring and this ensures that they are by your side in good times and bad.