Easter Egg Hunt for Adults
What’s better than Easter eggs filled with candy? Easter eggs filled with alcohol! Grab some giant eggs, some mini bottles of your favorite liquor, and make one amazing Easter.
Random Fun
I went drinking on St. Patricks Day, so I took a bus home…
… it may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before. I can only imagine what the people on the bus must have been thinking.
Creepy Doll Head Laptop Stickers
Everyone likes laptop stickers these days, so why not get them some creepy doll head stickers? These stickers will make any laptop stand out. You can put them on lockers and cars too. They’ll stick to almost anything! Nothing says “memorable, unique gift” like doll heads.
I have a cold, it’s snot funny.
This is a great pun to tell everyone when you are sick. Your friends have to laugh too because you’re sick. You can also use it when you’re not sick by saying “You’re sick? That’s snot funny” whenever a friend tells you their sick.
Cut your winter heating bills in half!
How would you like to cut your winter heating bills in half?! It’s easy, just grab some scissors and cut them! Granted, the heating company isn’t going to be happy, but it may make you feel better…. for a while.
Why does it feel like bedtime at 5 o’clock?
It’s so hard to be motivated and productive in the winter when the sun goes down so early. I’m just getting off work, is it bedtime already? via narcolepsyinc
This Christmas, Remember These Things
Don’t worry about the past because you can’t change it. Don’t worry about the future because you can’t predict it. Don’t worry about the present, because I didn’t get you one.
Christmas Tree Rex
Oh Christmas Tree Rex, Oh Christmas Tree Rex, How you have all the fancy special effects.
Hope you love the present you told me to buy for you.
Ever get to the point in a relationship where you’re told what to buy when buying a gift for someone you love? It’s a weird step, but at least they’re always happy with the gift.
It’s a rough season for gingers.
Gingers are the best. Gingersnaps that is. So tasty and cute. Sadly, they don’t last long.