The Force Awakens. No. Wait. The Force Needs 5 More Minutes.
Getting up in the morning is hard for everyone, it’s not just you.
Random Fun
You’ve got a lot of balls.
Some Christmas Trees just don’t get it. You can’t go out dressed like that. Who do you think you are? Go upstairs and take some of that off Mr.
Everyone loves Reinbeers
No matter who’s on your Christmas list this year, you can’t go wrong with Reinbeers.
Life’s a game, but you can’t always win.
Sometimes, when things are going too good, you know that you’ll soon get screwed over. That’s life.
Nutcracker – The Irony
All those little nutcrackers just sit there and mock you. One of these times, when they’re not looking, BAM! Right in the nuts. Take that.
Dog: Should I Eat The Christmas Tree?
I’m not sure why pets think that the Christmas tree is good for eating, cats and dogs both love to chew on it. Om nom nom nom. Then you get festive holiday puke!
Darth Vader feels your presents.
Who knows what you’re getting for Christmas? Darth Vader can. He feels the presents. He’ll probably take them too.
It’s that time of the year when it’s good to be fat and jolly!
You should be happy all year-long, but Christmas time is especially great as fat and jolly is what it’s all about!
Keep Your Fork – There’s Pie!
No meal is ever complete without dessert. Especially when it’s pie. No matter how full you are, there is always room for pie.
The Thanksgiving Spa Treatment
Just give the turkey a good rubdown, then put them in the sauna for a bit, and then they’ll be prefect for Thanksgiving dinner. Nothing like a good spa day to relax someone.