The most lifelike dead animals around.
Is that an antelope driving a car? There’s a bear in my bed!
Random Fun
Fantasy Football is just like Dungeons & Dragons
Believe it or not, they’re pretty similar. It just depends on what you find more interesting.
Hey fat man, we’re not ready yet.
Santa. Your day will come. Hold on and let the turkey do its thing. Once we kill and eat him, then it’s your turn.
They be all like ‘You need pants to fly’
Yes, the TSA has some strange rules, however I think most people agree that pants are a necessity.
Don’t like gay marriage? Don’t get gay married.
If you don’t like two dudes getting married, don’t marry a dude. But there’s no reason you can’t let someone else. To each their own.
When I run out of coffee I give up on everything.
Coffee is what fuels a lot of us. So when our cup is empty, so are we.