What if life was prefect?
Wouldn’t life be prefect if sweatpants were sexy, Monday’s were fun, junk food didn’t make you fat, girl’s didn’t cause so much drama, guys weren’t so confusing, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow.
Quotes
Did you know that if you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges?
It’s true. Give it a try. Wait for it. Keep trying. Oh man, this is getting good. Think about it. I really hope you got it by now.
Fool me once weather man, shame on you. Fool me twice…
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 350,000 times, you’re a weather man. I love you weather man, but your track record just isn’t good. I know. I know. It’s not your fault. Still, I’m a bit mad when you’re not right. Love you though when you’re right!
Why is there a light in the fridge? Oh yea, for midnight snacks.
If we were not meant to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge? No one really knows do they? I’m sure it’s because food spoils if you don’t eat it. Like that pizza from earlier today. Or pie. Might as well eat it now.
You can’t have happiness without a little rain.
Life isn’t all rainbows and roses. You need a little rain and a little pain to really understand what happiness is.
What Do Flickering Lights Mean?
1% Chance Electrical Problem 99% Chance Demons and Shit I don’t know about you, but to me they mean get the hell out of the house. Or at least start cranking some showtunes or kids music. Ain’t nobody got killed when Bippity Boppity Boo was playing.
I never said I hated you.
It’s just that you’re on fire, and I have marshmallows and a long stick. Just give me a minute and then we’ll talk. It’s not all about you ya know!
May The Forest Be With You
Earth Day may only come once a year, but that doesn’t mean we can kill off the trees the rest of the year. Plant a tree and help keep us all alive a little longer.
Is Monday depressing? Or is my life depressing?
Let’s joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is. Wait a minute…. are you saying my whole life is depressing? Awwww man. I need a drink.
I’m currently unsupervised. The possibilities are endless.
What will you do when there is no one else around? No diets, no dress code, no one to tell you know. Think about it!!