Cigarettes Will Kill You
They may look cool and harmless, but they’re really just expensive killers.
OMG
Easter will never be the same.
First off, who has turkey at Easter? Second, this is just disturbing, yet fascinating. How did the bunny get so big? What’s he drinking? What’s he looking at? Wait…. is this inappropriate?
Remember: Someone always has it worse than you do.
Sometimes you feel like you have the worst job in the world. When this happens, just remember that there is someone out there that has a worse job than you do.
Freaky! Put a head, in a jar, in the fridge.
April Fools may only come once a year, but this prank is good anytime. It’s absolutely freaking scary and yet safe and cheap.
Winter is out to get you.
If you thought winter was bad enough as is, you haven’t seen anything yet. Imagine a giant snow monster crawling out of the ground!!
You built a snowman? How cute. We have a 16ft tall snow shark!
Next time you’re out rolling snow in to a ball, think bigger. Think a snow shark that towers over the neighborhood! This 16-foot Snow Shark was built by Austin, Connor and Trevor Bartz, brothers in New Brighton, MN. I can’t even imagine how they built this.
Santa is Such a Dick
Christmas candy is great, but sometimes you unwrap something you never expected. Oh well, might as well enjoy it.
And This Is Why You Don’t Put Christmas Lights on a Palm Tree.
I’m all for covering things in Christmas lights, but this may be a bit much for the neighborhood to handle. I guess as long as you’re happy. Right?!
Today is such a beautiful day. Or not.
What a great day. The sun is shining, there is hot coffee and… oh yea… that one jerk that’s just going to ruin it for everyone.
Mmm Turkey Cake
Not sure if this raw turkey cake is amazing or disgusting. Either way, I’d love to see it at Thanksgiving. Turns out that the recipe isn’t online for this exact cake, however you can get pretty much the same thing with this recipe.