Witch Please, These Are My Shoes!
Can you imagine how the Wizard of Oz would be if it were thought up this day and age? Dorothy would so have an attitude and no which would be takin’ advantage of her.
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And this is why X-Men’s Cyclops doesn’t own a cat.
Everyone loves cats. X-Men’s Cyclops once got a cat. Did you know cats like to chase lasers? Turns out Cyclops’ laser is a bit more powerful than the kitty realized. Cyclops. Forever alone.
The New Batman and Robin
Even though you might not like the actors, you know you secretly want to see it. And in the back of your mind you hope it’s as good as Chasing Amy or Dogma. Wait. Where those good movies?
He’s Climbing in Your Windows, Snatching Your People Up.
That Peter Pan. It’s hard to tell if he’s trust worthy or a sly guy.
Duck Duck Goose
Remember when we played Duck Duck Goose as a kid? Well some of you do. The other cool kids played Duck Duck Grey Duck. But that’s another argument altogether.
Proof the 80s didn’t suck.
You can’t say the 80s sucked. From Ghostbusters to Goonies, Mr T., E.T., Mario, Care Bears and He-Man, the 80s had it all!
May the Fourth Be With You & Revenge of the 5th – Disney Style
Since Disney now owns Star Wars, we can insert cute characters into Star Wars references. 🙂 via Disney
If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!
Hot damn! I think just found my new pickup line. Watch out ladies.