Say Hello To My Little Friend
Look at that cute little guy. So small and friendly and happy. Well until he gets drunk.
Movies
Have you seen this lost dog?
His name is Vince. He’s kind of a grayish brown color. Loves to roll over and likes opening gateways to other dimensions. If you see him, who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!
Some people always encourage you to do stupid things.
And in the movies, the actors always do stupid things; like going into the woods alone.
Toy Story Easter Egg; Sid is a Trash Man.
What happens if you’re a mean kid that destroys toys? Apparently you get to be a movie star. Sid (now grown up) made a cameo appearance in Toy Story 3 working on a garbage truck.
Who is the best Batman? Christian Bale or Val Kilmer?
The battle as to who is the best Batman will continue to rage for years to come. One things for sure though, Ben Affleck probably isn’t the right answer.
The Original Hunger Games
Before there was some girl giving herself up in tribute, there were a bunch of hippos eating marbles. May the odds be ever in your favor, because you have a lot of marbles to eat.
The Grinch. Japan Style.
In the US, the Grinch tried to steal Christmas and instead learned how to love. In Japan, the Grinch is Godzilla and he could care less about you. Rawwwr
It’s so hard to unlock doors when you’re being chased by a serial killer.
Have you ever noticed that no one can get their keys in the lock when being chased by serial killers? I know there’s a lot of pressure, but come on. You can do better than that. Granted one or two beers make it pretty hard too.
How Can You Be Lost When There Is Only One Road?
Scarecrow may not have had a brain, but at least he knows how to follow the only road in town.
Ironman Is Such a Jerk.
There they were, just riding their bike through the sky when some jerk in an iron suit knocks them out of the sky. Where’s Superman when we need him? He’d save ET.