My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday because of my obsession. She said “I’m sick of it. You actually believe that you’re a Transformer. It’s stupid. I’ve had enough and I’m leaving you.” I said “But Baby, I can change.” She said “There you go again!”
It seems that Severus Snape, from Harry Potter, doesn’t think much of the Edward, the sparkly Twilight vampire.
Is your hand turkey original recipe? Or do you have a little rocker, trekkie or Fonz in it? Happy Thanksgiving!
Some superheroes would not be as cool if their talents matched their name. Take Iron Man here for example.
Sometimes we all need a little reminder to get away from the computer and go do something. Like see a movie or hang with the family.
Take that George Clooney. Here are the new Batman and Robin. These super heros are real, however they probably won’t kick ass quite as much.
I think Patrick may be on to something here. We should probably take Edward & Bella and feed them to Voldemort and free ourselves of the Twilight Saga.
Sometimes the answer is just to obvious. Q: In x-men what power does the bald guy in the wheelchair have? A: He has access to handicap parking.
