It was weird. I was out in the woods and saw a turkey. So I quietly snuck up on it, and bagged it. Ok, it was already is in a bag, but I grabbed it...
What’s better in your treat bag and condiments? Just think about of it, who else is going to give something kids will be talking about for years to come?
Not everything that comes out of Trumps mouth is stupid. Taco trucks on every corner sounds like a fantastic idea.
Why do some people eat animals? Because they’re trying to kill us. Ever wonder what animals are thinking? You don’t want to know. via safely endangered
Want to get smarter? Eat some brains! They’re a good source of energy and who couldn’t use some more brains? If you want this on a t-shirt, you can grab one here.
It’s hard to argue with that logic, however carrots won’t leave you with a hangover and a night you wish never happened either. But then again, carrots are gross.
You better eat them before they eat you! Sadly, eat to many and the doughnuts kill you anyway. So, I guess it’s a lose lose situation; except doughnuts are tasty which is a win....
It seems everyone else can get a tan but me. I’m the white one that stands out. Also, I’m now hungry for a donut.
Did you realize that the best things in live start with the letter S? Or something like that. I have no idea what’s going on here, or why Scoffee or Schocolate are not on...
Happy Mother’s Day bucket of KFC. You’re in there right Mom? Dad? Aunt June? via Jim Benton