Take it. Take another little pizza my heart now baby.
If I had a pizza heart, I’d eat it and die. So that’s not such a good idea. But you can take a piece.
Food
Best Super Bowl Ad Goes To Oreo!
Now I’m not sure if it was a plannedĀ advertisementĀ or not, but when the power goes out at the Super Bowl and your ad is targeting eating Oreos in the dark, it seems a bitĀ suspicious.
A Super Bowl Food Snack Stadium – Eat Me
What’s better than a lot of food? Turning that food into aĀ stadiumĀ for the Super Bowl! Damn these make me hungry!
How Honey Roasted Ham Was Invented
At some point and time, someone had to figure out that honey roasted ham was so tasty. via off the mark
The Drive Thru Ghost
What would you do if a car drove up with no one in it? You may not believe in ghosts, but after having this happen to you, who knows what you’d believe in.
If we combine our powers, we can make a hotdog!
It takes some pretty super animals to come up with a hotdog. Or at least some super parts.
It’s hard to quit cold turkey.
So Thanksgiving might be over, but there is plenty of turkey left. Chances are you’re still eating it to. Lets face it, it’s just hard to quit cold turkey.
You want a piece of me?!
Not all turkeys are happy to be dinner. Wait, are any? I like to think some dream of growing up to be the biggest bestest turkey dinner ever. That way when we cooking them, we’reĀ fulfillingĀ their lifelong dream. That makes us good people.
Soon I will eat you.
Waiting is hard, especially when you know there is a great meal just around the corner. Just be patient, it’s worth the wait.
Shot my first turkey yesterday and scared the shit outta everyone in the frozen food section.
It was awesome though. The rush of adrenaline, the thrill of the kill! Getting old and senileĀ is so much fun.