Best Super Bowl Ad Goes To Oreo!
Now I’m not sure if it was a planned advertisement or not, but when the power goes out at the Super Bowl and your ad is targeting eating Oreos in the dark, it seems a bit suspicious.
Now I’m not sure if it was a planned advertisement or not, but when the power goes out at the Super Bowl and your ad is targeting eating Oreos in the dark, it seems a bit suspicious.
What’s better than a lot of food? Turning that food into a stadium for the Super Bowl! Damn these make me hungry!
At some point and time, someone had to figure out that honey roasted ham was so tasty. via off the mark
What would you do if a car drove up with no one in it? You may not believe in ghosts, but after having this happen to you, who knows what you’d believe in.
It takes some pretty super animals to come up with a hotdog. Or at least some super parts.
So Thanksgiving might be over, but there is plenty of turkey left. Chances are you’re still eating it to. Lets face it, it’s just hard to quit cold turkey.
Not all turkeys are happy to be dinner. Wait, are any? I like to think some dream of growing up to be the biggest bestest turkey dinner ever. That way when we cooking them, we’re fulfilling their lifelong dream. That makes us good people.
Waiting is hard, especially when you know there is a great meal just around the corner. Just be patient, it’s worth the wait.
It was awesome though. The rush of adrenaline, the thrill of the kill! Getting old and senile is so much fun.
Seems that every Thanksgiving all the guys, and all the gals, just want the bird with the big breasts. They don’t care about our brains. They just chop our heads off and go for our voluminous body.