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Bacon Finger Nails

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It’s never been such a good idea to bite your nails until now. The bacon finger nails make you more attractive to men and can substitute as a snack when you’re getting hungry. Is anyone else getting hungry? via Jezebel

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? And what’s up with the parakeet?

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Well that’s a good question… Hurley. This is actually a clip from LOST and the fact that it shows up in Google suggest is hilarious! As for “Why Won’t My Parakeet Eat My Diarrhea?” Well were not sure why anyone would search on that. However, I’m … Read more

What are these strawberries doing on my nipples? I need them for the fruit salad.

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Can I just say that I love Google? The auto suggest feature rocks! Type in ‘What’ and it’ll suggest “what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad.” Which, by the way, is a great question. The answer is… it’s a book. Vanessa Feltz wrote the book “What are … Read more