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Shopping = Awesome. Current events, not so much.

The Christmas Battle

Christmas is nearly here. Time to battle off the last-minute shoppers and claim victory!

Therapy helps…but screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper!

Now get the fuck out of my way as I have some god damn Christmas shopping to do!

Do You Live In The Fast Lane?

Grocery shopping got you down? Make it a little more fun by adding a skateboard to your cart.

Escalators not as fun as they use to be? Take the slide!

Vroom Vroom Weeeeeeee

Trespassers and Survivors Will Be Shot

Be careful when out shopping this year. Not only with trespassers be shot, but so will any survivors.

Man these black Friday sales are getting dangerous.

Why Women Should Not Drag Their Husbands Shopping

Sometimes it’s best to just leave your husband at home instead of dragging him to the store with you. Unfortunately this lady learned that the hard way as her husband was having a bit to much fun at the store.

• He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts.
• Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 5 minute intervals.
• Move ‘Wet Floor’ signs onto carpeted areas.
• Darted around the store suspiciously humming the Mission Impossible theme.
• Hid in a clothing rack and yelled “Pick Me!”
• Went into a changing room and yelled “There’s no toilet paper in here.”

Now, if you are a husband that doesn’t want to go to the store, the article has some great ideas!

Any ideas for new pranks?