LOL Zombie

Be Happy. This Is Your Life.

The Perfect Boyfriend…

The perfect boyfriend doesn’t drink, smoke, cheat or exist.

Tru Dat.

Is Your Life Missing Something? Possibly A Cat?

A dog may be mans best friend, but cats are pretty cool too. Unless you don’t have one.

Save Water. Pee In The Shower.

Not sure how they figured this one out, but I’m guessing that flushing the toilet takes up much more water than you think.

Be green, pee in the shower. Earth will thank you.

I’m All That’s Left of a Bizarre Childhood

Things come and go, but the oddity that is I will always remain.

My Family Is Snow Cool

Think of this next time is snows and have fun creating your own family… or whatever you want in your car.

Bacon Gun. Tasty Delicious.

Start off your day right with a big, kick ass, bacon gun!

You Rock! You Rule!

Some days, the obvious ones are the funny ones.

We Got Snow. We Need Beer.

There seems to be no shortage of snow this year. So much so that we need more beer to deal with it all!

Have You Lost Everything?

It’s only after you’ve lost everything that you’re free to do anything.