Archive for February, 2011
The perfect boyfriend doesn’t drink, smoke, cheat or exist.
A dog may be mans best friend, but cats are pretty cool too. Unless you don’t have one.
Not sure how they figured this one out, but I’m guessing that flushing the toilet takes up much more water than you think.
Be green, pee in the shower. Earth will thank you.
Things come and go, but the oddity that is I will always remain.
Think of this next time is snows and have fun creating your own family… or whatever you want in your car.
Start off your day right with a big, kick ass, bacon gun!
Some days, the obvious ones are the funny ones.
There seems to be no shortage of snow this year. So much so that we need more beer to deal with it all!
It’s only after you’ve lost everything that you’re free to do anything.