A little weird, a little odd, a lot of fun.
27 Feb, 2011
The perfect boyfriend doesn’t drink, smoke, cheat or exist. Tru Dat.
26 Feb, 2011
A dog may be mans best friend, but cats are pretty cool too. Unless you don’t have one.
25 Feb, 2011
Not sure how they figured this one out, but I’m guessing that flushing the toilet takes up much more water than you think. Be green, pee in the shower. Earth will thank you.
Things come and go, but the oddity that is I will always remain.
24 Feb, 2011
Think of this next time is snows and have fun creating your own family… or whatever you want in your car.
Start off your day right with a big, kick ass, bacon gun!
22 Feb, 2011
Some days, the obvious ones are the funny ones.
21 Feb, 2011
There seems to be no shortage of snow this year. So much so that we need more beer to deal with it all!
20 Feb, 2011
It’s only after you’ve lost everything that you’re free to do anything.
There are no shortcuts on the road to success.
Even Unicorns Get Cavities
Please steal a donut truck and run from the police.
Put my grandma on speed dial. I call that Instagram!
Your beer is not half empty, you’re half way to your next one.
Amazing Real Life Zombies!
I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur.
How To Drive A Graphic Designer cRaZy
LOL Zombie gets a makeover.
It’s Always Good To Wink At Your Dog