Who do you call when you have a problem? Ctrl Alt Del
Admit it, they’re the first ones you call. Then can shut nearly anything down.
Windows
Would you like Windows to hide your wife and kids?
I’m not sure if it’s a zombie attack, or what’s going on, but this sounds serious. I’d click Yes if I were you.
Protect Yourself. Computers Crash A Lot.
You never know when it’s going to happen so it’s better to be safe than sorry.
It Looks Like You’re Installing Window. Need Help?
Don’t worry. If you need help installing Windows, Clippy is here!
Remember When Life Was Easier?
Life was much easier when Apple & Blackberry were just fruits. Yea, and windows were just used for seeing outside.
I Heard You Like Macs, So I Removed Your Windows
Yo dawg. We heard you like Macs so we took all the Windows out of your car! Suddenly, being a Mac fan wasn’t so cool.
How To Sell PCs, Make Them Cool
Windows computers are ugly. Lets face it, they just spend their time playing catchup with Apple’s design awesomness. However, it would be possible to sell more Windows machines if their PCs looked as cool as this one! Retro cool. via Apartment Therapy Unplggd
If Windows Made A GPS System
Annoyed with those inconsistent estimated time remaining notifications when you copy files on your computer? Well just think how bad it’d be if Windows made a GPS system! You’d never know when you’d reach your destination. via xkcd .