Often Men only see the tip of the iceberg.
Nothing says love like a cold pice of a….. wait, that’s not right.
Valentines Day
A little bit of love goes a long way. So does awkwardness, loneliness and one pissed off person.
Valentines Day is Complicated
Valentines Day – Because love isn’t complicated enough that we have to complicate it with gifts and candy and money.
Happy VD – Hope You Get Sick On Love
Happy VD (Valentines day) – Hope you get sick on love… and get lucky.
Love Means Catching A Granade For Ya
Just because it sounds good in a songs lyrics, doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.
Happy Valentines Day – You Gonna Get Naked? {sfw}
I want to wish you a Happy Valentines Day, but unless this card is going to finally get you naked, I have to admit my heart’s not really in it. Hey, at least he’s honest. That more than you’ll get from a lot of guys.
Love, Your Internet Valentine
Even though your internet valentine may not be who you think they are, they still may be your soul mate. Or maybe a creepy old guy. You never know.
I Hope Something Eats You
This Valentines Day, make sure you get a card that expresses what you truly mean. Even if it’s a little odd.
Piss Off This Valentines Day
What? Not everyone is happy on Valentines day. Some are alone, others have to spend lots of money on flowers and gifts that were jacked up in price just for Valentines day. Just saying.
