I love you just the way I am.
You don’t need to be perfect and neither do I. I’ll love you if I’m fat or lazy or bald or drunk or angry or whatever happens to me.
Valentines Day
A little bit of love goes a long way. So does awkwardness, loneliness and one pissed off person.
I got this card for you, even though, ya know, like, um, forget it.
This is the perfect card for that person in your life that doesn’t know that you like them. I know we’re not, like, together or anything but it feels weird to just not say anything so I got you this card. It’s not a big deal. It doesn’t really mean anything. There isn’t even a … Read more
I’ll be my own Valentine ’cause I’m freaking amazing.
I’m awesome and that’s all that counts. Plus this way I get to eat all the chocolates.
Valentines Day is Overpriced and Priceless!
One day, to make up for 364 days of nothing. I guess it’s not so bad if you look at it that way.
Noncommittal Valentines Day Cards
Don’t forget to tell someone that they’re ok. I mean I suppose you’re alright, for now, until someone better comes along.
Dysfunctional Valentines Hearts
I would buy these if they were in the store. I would buy them for everyone I know.