Love being married to you. Love annoying you too.
Gotta say it’s great to have someone like you to annoy for the rest of my life. Took me some time to find you, but now I have you forever.
Valentines Day
A little bit of love goes a long way. So does awkwardness, loneliness and one pissed off person.
Anti-Valentines Day Cards
Not everyone is warm and fuzzy. Some even suck more than most. Screw them. Screw Valentine’s Day. These all come from random places around the web. Quite a few from JulieAnnArt.
You’re the Obi Wan For Me
If your guy or gal loves Star Wars, then they’ll go head over heels for a card this cheesy cool. Can’t go wrong with R2D2.
Boys Are Dumb
They say you learn a lot in kindergarten. Like how boys are dumb and girls have cooties. Turns out, we weren’t wrong.
You’re Single and Fabulous
Just because you don’t have a significant other doesn’t mean you’re not amazing. Heck, some are even jealous of you! Live it up!
Men vs Women – Prince vs Princess
It should come as no surprise that men and women don’t have the same thoughts when it comes to romantic gestures. She wants a castle, he wants to get her into bed. It’s like a real life fairy tale.
I Shredz Your Valentine
What’s more loving that your cat? This Valentine’s Day, spend it your furry friend. That is if they want you too. You never know with those little buggers. They love you one moment, the next they tell you to stay away. This relationship is complicated.
You ripped my heart out.
Poor donut. I always thought that was a donut hole, but I guess it’s a donut heart. Need a special card for that special one that left you hurt and miserable? As I Live and Breath has some anti-valentines day cards that are cute donuts, but heartbroken at the same time.
Lick Me Till Ice Cream
Not exactly sure what’s going on here, but I like ice cream. And this could be romantic. Possibly naughty. Covers all the bases really.
I love cake, tacos, bacon, and you!
It’s the simple things in life that matter. Cake, tacos, bacon, and most of all, you!