This is what I look like at the beach.
It seems everyone else can get a tan but me. I’m the white one that stands out. Also, I’m now hungry for a donut.
Summer
This summer, get an American tan.
What’s more American than the American flag burned into your skin? USA USA USA
Nothing says “summer” like ripping out handfuls of grass and putting them on the person sitting next to you.
You don’t have go to on vacation to enjoy summer. Just sit out in the yard and throw grass on whomever you’re with. They may not enjoy it, but you will.
Amazing Slip’N Slide Jump!
Don’t try this at home. Don’t even think about it. It’s not real. But it looks damn cool!
Summer tans are so amazing nowadays.
Our tan lines are getting funky, and not in a good way. Is this really enjoying the summer at he beach?
Who’s up for a Stormtrooper BBQ?
During the summer it’s always a good idea to take a break and have a BBQ. Invite your friends, and make them make you dinner. Photo via Tim Constable
Tan lines can say a lot about what you did over the summer.
Did you spend your summer biking? Maybe waterskiing? Tennis perhaps. Or did you spend all summer on Facebook and you’re as white as they come? It’s not too late to get some tan lines! Unless it is, in that case, winter is coming and no one will care.
Your Wife is Hot!
Now is a good time to get that AC fixed. And remember, when mamma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.
Where should we go on summer vacation?
Where does your family go on summer vacation? Changes are you either go to Florida, or you don’t go too far from home. Seem legit?