I don’t have a Facebook or Twitter account, so I just go around announcing out loud what I’m doing at random times. I’ve got 3 followers so far, but I think 2 are cops.
Grandma’s on speed dial. That there is real life Instagram kids.
Ever wonder where they come up with the idea for Facebook? I’m sure they stole it from Friendface. The wonderful friend network where you connect with others and they steal your info and advertise you to death. You can watch the full Friendface episode of The IT Crowd on Netflix or Hulu.
I’m not sure if I should play this game on Twitter, Facebook, or in real life.
Everyone is texting and no matter how many emoticons you use, you only smile when you use poop. Ha! via cinismoilustrado.com
You can Like all the right stuff and it’ll never make a difference. But, you can give off your ass and do one good thing and change the world.
It’s like they don’t even care that the internet is going to remember that picture FOREVER.
I’ve been cheating on you guys. Lately, I’ve been spending my time on my job and real life. They don’t mean anything to me, I swear.
Just because you can record and take pictures of everything, it doesn’t mean it always make things better. Your family and friends will always record the parts you don’t want them to and share it with the world. Good luck this holiday season and I can’t wait to see your embarrassing photos & videos online after Christmas!
