Arr2-D2 | Pirate R2-D2
Just when you think R2-D2 can’t get any cooler, he becomes a pirate! You go little robot.
Just when you think R2-D2 can’t get any cooler, he becomes a pirate! You go little robot.
And if you don’t be nice to him, he’ll get you with one of his 20 built-in swords.
No matter how you look at it, there’s no beating a Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus. Unless maybe you’re Chuck Norris; which you aren’t.
It’s not safe out there. But if you do need to be out and about, use the image above to help you survive. It’s a tracking guide for pirates, ninjas and zombies. Oh my. It may look pretty simple, but those buggers can turn on you at any time, so be careful!