Everyone loves cats. X-Men’s Cyclops once got a cat. Did you know cats like to chase lasers? Turns out Cyclops’ laser is a bit more powerful than the kitty realized. Cyclops. Forever alone.
This summer heat can go away any day now. It just makes me tired. I can hardly move. Good thing I’m cute.
Sometimes being a good neighbor is telling you that I don’t like you and you should stay off my property. What? I thought honesty was the best policy.
Sometimes it’s the cute ones that attack you with love and knock you over. Those are the dogs you need to be aware of.
It’s amazing what you can find when you come home early. Like a cat hanging out in your closet adding fur to all of your clothes.
I named my dog 5 miles so I could tell people I walk 5 miles every day. Exercising thing is hard, that’s why I got smart and got a dog. š
Ever wondered what your cat was thinking? This should help you understand what’s going through their heads.
Coffee? What makes you think I drank your coffee? OMG, did you see that?! I think I should run now. Do you like running? Poop is good. Can we go for a walk? What are you looking at?
I like how this dog thinks. We need more bacon! And what’s moreĀ patrioticĀ on the 4th of July than bacon!
Cats are always the boss. No matter how little they are, their cuteness wins out in the end.
