Wear your f*@#ing mask.
Dr. Seuss’s new book, Things I Will Put Up Your Ass, If You Don’t Put On That Fucking Mask is going to be a best seller this holiday season. Also, wear a mask.
Parody
Friends Forever
This Halloween, don’t forget about the friends that bring it all together. I’ll be there for you(When the rain starts to pour)I’ll be there for you(Like I’ve been there before)I’ll be there for you(‘Cause I’m going to kill you too)
Stay Inside Festival!
What’s better than going out to a music festival? Staying inside, that’s what. It includes: Air Conditioner A Real Bed Video Games Movies A Clean Toilet Comics Your Couch TV Series A Refrigerator Clean Underwear Fresh Food Personal Space What are you waiting for? Make plans to do go nowhere today. Get yourself a Stay … Read more
Want a little pot from Colorado?
Ever wish you could get a little pot from Colorado? Well, now you can. You can order it on Amazon and get it shipped right to your door. Or to a friends door. Handy!
Top Baby Names of 2017
Having a baby in 2017? Watch out for these popular baby names. Spaghetti Joe’s a great name but all the girls & boys will have it. Hey you is pretty popular too. How many times do you hear that in the toy store? Save yourself the embarrassment and think up something unique.
Checkout the libraries self checkout.
A lot of places have self checkouts, but not that many have ones that look this good. Well played library. Well played.
Never Let Go Jack. Jack! Jaaaccckkk!!
We’ll miss you Jack, but we’ll live long and enjoy life without you too.
Dawn of the Doughnuts
You better eat them before they eat you! Sadly, eat to many and the doughnuts kill you anyway. So, I guess it’s a lose lose situation; except doughnuts are tasty which is a win. It’s complicated. Sprinkles!!
Paws – Attack of the Cat
If you live with a cat, you live this movie every day. And yes, there will be blood.