Self-Defense Steps for Women
Need to defend yourself against a mugger? Just start talking about commitment. Most men will run the other way.
Men
It’s true. All the smart nice handsome men are gay.
Sorry women, you’ll need to settle with a man who is a little less than perfect. *Not valid in all 50 states. Some exclusions may apply. See man for details even though he’ll probably just lie to get in your pants.
Men. Here’s a handy chart to talk to women.
The Hormone Guide is a simple guide for men that make talking to women easier. It’ll keep them happier which means you’ll be happier. Simply put, give them wine.
Man Rule #329 – Don’t Talk About Bananas
Don’t look at him, don’t talk about them, don’t do anything that might come across wrong.
How Women See Colors vs Men
It isn’t all black and white, but the number of different shades is quite different.
CBS Cares About Your Man Pieces
I’m not sure why CBS cares so much about my family jewels, but I crack up every time I see this. Reminds me of that scene in Austin Powers where they all see a giant … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5PwYcWY17Q
Women’s Emotions vs Mens
Sorry women, but your husband has no idea what you’re feeling. It’s not just him either, all husbands have this issue. Maybe you could tell them what you’re feeling? Ohh and while you’re at it, can you make him a sandwich? He’s probably hungry. Ohh and horny. Do you got 5 minutes?
Evolution Of Man Around The World
Not every man turned from an ape into lazy TV watching men. Some evolved into things you only see in the movies!