Mario
Mario Party. It’s not all fun and games.
Just because it’s fun for one, doesn’t mean it’s fun for all. Even if you do get coins if you survive.
What’s your name again green Mario?
It’s hard to remember all your kids names. Especially when everyone loves one more than the other.
What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller.
What doesn’t kill you makes you… smaller. At least in the video game world. Mario knows what were talking about.
Grow Up & Get a Life
Mario has always tried to teach us to grow up and get a life. However, I don’t think all gamers quite get the hint.
Remember the Awesome 80s?!
Remember the 80s? Even if you don’t, you can’t disagree that it gave us some awesome things. Transformers, Ninja Turtles, Pac-Man, Michael Jackson, Mario, Smurfs and so much more. Many pop culture 80s classics are still around today. If you think the 80s sucked, then you have no idea what you’re talking about.
Is Mario Homeless? Have you ever thought about it?
Have you ever stopped to think that Mario is probably homeless? He wakes up every day wearing the same clothes, runs around in sewers, beats up people for their money, and what does he spend it on? Mushrooms. Just saying. Something’s not right with that man.
Quit your day job and do what makes you happy.
No matter how crazy your dreams may be, go for it. Being happy matters so much more.
Grunge Mario Wallpaper
Plumbing is dirty work and sometimes Mario isn’t so clean. He still looks pretty sweet a little dirty.