I’m only in this for your cute butt.
Gotta say, there are a lot of things I like about you, but I’m really in this relationship for your cute butt.
Love
I love you a hole punch.
Now this is an easy Valentine’s Day card you can make while you’re busy “working” at the office.
No date for Valentine’s Day? How about porn?
Who loves you more than yourself? Might as well treat yourself this Valentine’s Day.
I wanna do things to your butt.
I’m not even sure why someone would make this card let alone sell it. Straaaaaaange.
Take it. Take another little pizza my heart now baby.
If I had a pizza heart, I’d eat it and die. So that’s not such a good idea. But you can take a piece.
Strange Valentine’s Day Cards to Print Off
Not sure why you’d want to share these cards with your friends, but feel free to print them if you want to.
I want to nail you this Valentine’s Day.
Not sure if we’re building a bench or a baby, but as long as I’m with you, I’ll be happy.
Stalker is a harsh word. How about Valentine?
Nothing says love like following someone around and being totally obsessed with them.
I love you just the way I am.
You don’t need to be perfect and neither do I. I’ll love you if I’m fat or lazy or bald or drunk or angry or whatever happens to me.