Love
Happy VD – Hope You Get Sick On Love
Happy VD (Valentines day) – Hope you get sick on love… and get lucky.
Love Is In The Air (I Think)
Love is in the air. So much so that the zebras and lions are hugging it out. Well at least I think they are. Unless… well…. I’m sure this lion is a vegetarian.
Love Means Catching A Granade For Ya
Just because it sounds good in a songs lyrics, doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.
Love, Your Internet Valentine
Even though your internet valentine may not be who you think they are, they still may be your soul mate. Or maybe a creepy old guy. You never know.
I Hope Something Eats You
This Valentines Day, make sure you get a card that expresses what you truly mean. Even if it’s a little odd.
But I Am A Transformer
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday because of my obsession. She said “I’m sick of it. You actually believe that you’re a Transformer. It’s stupid. I’ve had enough and I’m leaving you.” I said “But Baby, I can change.” She said “There you go again!”
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Just saying. We could all use a little less hate and a lot more love. It’d make things so much better.