I Scream. You Scream. We All Scream.
We all scream just constantly. Each day is a new nightmare in this Hell we call earth. But at leaset, we still have ice cream.
Ice Cream
As an adult, I love sprinkles. No shame.
Sprinkles aren’t just for kids. They’re for fun adults too. They’re good on ice cream, pancakes, cake, cupcakes, cookies, cereal, anything you want because you’re an adult and you can do what you want. No shame. More sprinkles.
Lick Me Till Ice Cream
Not exactly sure what’s going on here, but I like ice cream. And this could be romantic. Possibly naughty. Covers all the bases really.
Dozens of Delicious Flavors and Three Shitty Ones
You gotta love truth in advertising. Sadly, I’m more interested in the three shitty ones than the dozens of delicious ones. What could they be? Are they that bad? Are we talking ice cream or coffee?!
Great Wheelchair Halloween Costume
This kids parents built his ice cream truck Halloween costume around his wheelchair and it’s better than any costume I’ve ever had! Not to mention that it’s a costume all about ice cream. Mmmm
I scream. You scream. The police come. It’s awkward.
However the ice cream is really good so it’s kinda worth it. As long as you are willing to share.
People would like you more if you didn’t have that stick up your butt.
And this is why ice cream will always be cooler than popsicles.
Anyone want to go Cone-ing?
I’m not sure how much fun this would be as I love my cones, but the look on the drive through persons face might be worth it!