Tagged: Happy

Food / Random Fun

July 1, 2012

A toast to you.

You’re kind of awesome. Keep being you.

Slap!

May 4, 2012

If you’re happy and you know it slap your friends.

Consider yourself slapped.

How to be happy.

April 10, 2012

Life Instructions – How to be happy.

Have Fun. Do not hurt people. Do not accept defeat. Strive to be happy!

Sad Dinosaur

March 1, 2012

If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands.

Ohhhhhh. My bad.

January 28, 2012

I can always make you smile.

With a little bit of force of course.

Happiness is like peeing in your pants.

January 8, 2012

Happiness is like peeing in your pants.

Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth.

The Key To Happiness is Simple...

September 17, 2011

The Key To Happiness is Simple…

Don’t marry a bitch or an an asshole.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy donuts.

Food / Random Fun

September 16, 2011

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy donuts.

So it’s pretty much the same thing.

Gay? Unhappy? Wait, that's not right.

July 19, 2011

Gay? Unhappy? Wait, isn’t that a contradiction?

I wish I were a glow worm

Quotes / Random Fun

July 12, 2011

I wish I were a glow worm

Glow worms are never sad as light shines out their bum.